Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
Oh boy, here we go again!!!
I did NOT work my butt off last week to get a few overtime hours on my check only to lose them when I had to take off Friday.
I did NOT puke in my mouth Thursday night when I walked into the kiddos bedroom only to find that Emily had puked and pooped all in her bed.
I was NOT thankful that her mattress is waterproof and puke proof and could be easily cleaned with Lysol.
I did NOT have to take Emily to the doctor on Friday morning because she had severe diarrhea and a fever of 103.
She did NOT proceed to poop all over me two times while we were at the doctor.
I do NOT have a week stomach and this did NOT bother me at all... hence the puke in the mouth.
I did NOT go Saturday to my cousin's bridal shower and have my first mimosa ever... okay, well maybe two mimosa's ever... lol
Vanessa did NOT look beautiful in her pink and black dress.
My visit was NOT cut short and I did NOT run off and forget my camera at her house.
This, of course, did NOT piss me off!!! I do NOT feel lost without my camera.
Addison was NOT oohhed and ahhed over at said shower!!! Why would anyone do that???
We did NOT grill steaks and sausage on Saturday evening because it was such a beautiful day!!!
I am NOT having feelings of guilt because I feel like my life has been put on hold while I raise another person's children. I do NOT at times resent that!
I did NOT get extremely aggravated with hubby and his snoring last night. And when I woke him he did NOT start complaining about how HE never gets any sleep.
He did NOT sleep on the couch and did NOT threaten that he was moving out today.
I did NOT tell him that I didn't care, that I was glad he was leaving. I am NOT tired of fighting with him all the dang time!!!
I am NOT having a bad day, I am NOT having a bad day, I am NOT having a bad day.
I am NOT thankful, however, that no other child has gotten sick with the virus so far!