So, here we go.... first off, I did NOT go to the store last Friday and spend way more money than I should have. I didn't need that litter box with the lid on it because my cats do NOT tend to poop on the floor. I'd definitely get rid of them if they did that.
I did NOT wake up in a cranky mood on Saturday because most of Friday night was spent trying to get a colicky baby to sleep. The meds they have her for her kidney stone and to prevent any further UTI's is NOT giving her gas.
I did NOT spend what seems like an eternity washing loads of laundry. Eight people in a house do NOT make alot of clothes. And I did NOT see what it looked to be clothes that had not even been worn in the dirty hamper because if I had then I might have went a little postal.
And I definitely DID NOT tell my husband that it would be okay for him and my son to go see the amateur wrestling at the school which the RRHS cheerleaders were sponsoring. I would never do this because that means I'm sitting at home by myself with 4 kids ages 5 to 3 months. What kind of mother/wife would I be to give them a free pass???? Oh and by the way, the did NOT enjoy theirselves.
I did NOT wake up cranky again on Sunday morning. And I did NOT get crankier because I had to wash the same sheets I had washed on Sunday because some 4 year old did NOT pee the bed again.
And on Sunday I did NOT spend hours in front of the computer in my daughter's room downloading songs into her Itunes. No, not me, I would never do that...
And I did NOT get up again this morning, only to start another week once again.