Not Me Monday - the joys of motherhood

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I did NOT forget to charge my batteries to my camera this weekend so I could take more pictures of the kids.

I did NOT get a wild hair and go to Walmart with the baby and the hubby on Saturday night. And when we got there, Addy did NOT wake up wanting a bottle and when I went to the bag to get her bottle out I did NOT realize I had left the bottle in the refrigerator at home. Nope, didn't do this because if I had, I'd feel like the worst mother ever.

At said Walmart trip, I did NOT buy a ton more hair bows for angel baby's hair. Because she does NOT need anymore. And I wouldn't do this because my first born didn't have hair until she was two.

I did NOT get angry when I was at Walmart because they didn't have the bed nor the playyard that I wanted for Addison. And when I asked if I could get the floor model, the clerk in the baby section was rude and not much help at all.

I did NOT have a craving for chicken alfredo and I did NOT cook it last night and make everyone try it. Becca and Blake liked it without the noodles but everyone else just kinda turned their noses up.

I did NOT finally get in my bedroom at 8 o'clock last night to clean it. And it was so NOT a mess with diapers and clothes and toys. Geez, who would just pile stuff up like that? NOT me!!!

I did NOT break down and get a corner stand for my tv so I could get the big clunky entertainment system out of the living room. I definitely did NOT want more room in there. And I did NOT decide to paint the living room red!!! That's just crazy!!!

I did NOT have to call Poison Control last night because I have a crazy two year old who drank rubbing alcohol!!! She did NOT poop in her pull up and you could NOT smell the distinct odor of said rubbing alcohol. She did NOT steal this out of my room as I was cleaning. And how did she drink it without throwing up??? But all is good today.

And today, well, today I am NOT about to spend an arm and a leg to get my tahoe fixed because I am NOT tired of trying to shuffle six kids around in a mustang. What joy!!!