I did NOT take off last week to take my 16-yr old to get her braces. And I did NOT laugh at her when we went to eat at Raising Cain's and she couldn't bite into her sandwich. That would be mean and I would never do that... tee hee.
I did NOT let my inspection sticker on the tahoe expire in August of 2008 and just now, the other day, when I took off, go get a new one. I'm more responsible than that!
I did NOT buy Addison three new outfits and a new pair of shoes this past week because that child has enough clothes to outfit a set of quadruplets for a month... lol... I would never do that because I have more willpower and don't give in to frilly pink girly clothes.
We did NOT go to the Louisiana Boardwalk on Friday to see Friday the 13th only to find out that the 8 o'clock show was sold out. We so did NOT buy tickets for the 10 o'clock show because that would put us getting home way too late. And who really wants a night out of the house??? Away from small children who tend not to listen.
We did NOT go to Joe's Crabshack while waiting for the movie to start. I did NOT order two Shark Bites when really, only one would've been enough. We did NOT act silly in there the whole time and had people looking at us. I so did NOT enjoy my night out with my hubs, my two oldest kiddos, and one of my nephews.
And this said nephew did NOT talk the entire time we were gone. From the moment we left the driveway til we pulled back up. He would so NOT get on my nerves like this... lol
I did NOT say that for the rest of the weekend I would not put on makeup or leave the house. And I did NOT do my best to make sure that this happened.
I did NOT get alot done as far as cleaning this weekend only to wake up this morning to find that someone had made a mess and not picked up after themselves.... aaaarrrrgggghhhhh!
I did NOT catch my 2 yr old niece picking her nose and then putting her "findings" in her mouth (yuk, yuk, yuk)!!! I did NOT ask why they did this and my 5 yr old nephew did NOT tell me, "because they taste good..."
Excuse me while I go throw up!
6 comments:
Your Not Me's rocked! I love that you're silly when you're out and about...we do that too.
You called your niece's boogers "findings" and for some reason that completely cracked me up! She's beautiful and looks much like my daughter did at that age with those little piggies.
Happy Monday!
ooooohhhh gross. boogers! but they all do it...well, some of them do it. at least she's cute!!!
sofie was playing tin the toilet water this week if you feel any better!~
Getting your car inspected SUX! Thats one thing I love about SC! :)
We both work as Admin is The construction field. DOnt you looove all the testosterone (MS?) in the air when you go to work?
Men yell a lot in their office, I have noticed....and I could tell them the cure to cancer, I'd still be a cute lil dum dum! UGH!Good to meet ya!
LOL...ewwww....I always tell my niece and nephew, when I catch them doing that, that they'll get worms if they continue to eat their boogers...
They always tell me "nuh uh!"
OH MY GOODNESS!! These were too funny, the last one made me lol, that is funny! Kids are too priceless.
My inspection sticker is still expired. They only cost $10, but it is such a pain to get it done.
Hugs and Mocha,
Stesha
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